Friday, October 20, 2006

The Royal Tenenbaums

Last day of the workshop - thank God.

I can now more or less confirm that there is something fundamentally wrong with this "beloved" colleague of mine. She is not only a "hit and miss" person but she's also a real, right, royal, pain the arse.

As I was looking at her (couldn't help it, she was sat right opposite me - lucky me!!), I couldn't help but notice the resemblance. Have a look --->>>>

At this rate, I was really getting into the hang of having evil thoughts - hey, it kept me awake. So I challenged myself if I can think of anything else (visually) to describe this vile excuse of a woman...



...and here's another one I came up with (and I don't mean it in the good sense)... --->>>>





...and another! In time for Halloween too! Trick or treat!! You wicked witch of the East, you! --->>>>



Then I realised...wait a minute. What's this I see here? She has a partner in crime...and this is how she looks --->>>>


...But I'm sure by tomorrow I will wake up with a feeling of deep remorse.

And no, it won't be for our reigning Queen Bee, but for her partner in crime. She is a nice person and I shall be guilt-ridden. But who knows, she may just be a better actor than her Royal-Effing-Highness.

Alas, tomorrow is but another day ~ cue: evil laugh.

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