To Whom It May Concern

To whoever borrowed my book sometime in 1997, please return it. You know who you are. You are rich enough to buy a copy for yourself by now - surely with your fancy-schmancy cars and all...AND if I recall correctly, you never did went to Paris afterall.

One pet peeve I have are people who like to "borrow" things permanently. It's one thing to "param" other people's stuff, it's another when they just don't return it to the rightful owner. How do these people sleep at night?