Wanker of the Week: KE1110

To the 2 wankaaaaaarrrrrrrs in the silver skyline pretending to be GTR - F U C K Y O U. Keep driving like that, I will see you in hell.

Wanker-Doodle-Dory-Poo

Worra ingrate. Nuff said.

Wanker-Bastard

How is it that someone so high up in the organisation can be so unprofessional? And to top it all off, act so childish? As an outsider in this country, I am compelled to think that perhaps this is a culturally phenomenon. But having thought hard about it, I don't think that is a fair assumption. I shouldn't generalise really, as my interactions with other locals have shown me far more professional and acceptable behaviour.

Right now I am too pissed off to think too much about it. It's been going on for more than 3 weeks now. I'll park this aside in the meantime and keep in view for a more detailed account (and perhaps insight - if I can calm myself down) in one of my "My Take on Nigeria" entries.

Wanker-Doodle

Had another sore throat yesterday but managed to scramble all the way to work. To be expected, there were plenty of e-mails with urgent actions waiting for me. Of course, everyone is priority. Pfffft!

Towards the end of the day, I received a nasty phone call from a customer. He's been giving me nasty phone calls for quite some time now and have been an absolute, complete wanker. You first met him in my Wanker-Dory entry. Well, I shall say no more about him - until such time that he decides to grace me with another "friendly" phone call.

Oh btw, did I tell you that my boss was being funny yesterday as well?

In summary - working here is really beginning to be a pain. I get no support from my boss. Hard time from customers who are just NEVER satisfied. Colleagues who pretend to be nice (yes, I can see right through you, Miss Butter-wouldn't-melt-in-your-mouth).

This is definitely not the kind of work challenge I was expecting. But I suppose any kind of challenge is a challenge in itself.

~says she.

Wanker-Dory

Kind of had a bad-ish day today. The only reason why it didn't become a full-fledge bad day is because I did not allow it to be so. It's all a matter of choice really. Either you let it get to you or you just shrug it off and stay positive. But having said that does not mean that I'm going to pass the opportunity of having a good whinge about it in my blog. Oh! The wonders of technology!

The bastards at work - one customer, to be precise - have had a go at me again today. He seems to be on a roll for the past 2 weeks. This time it has nothing to do with me. What really bugs me is that I had to take the fall even though it was obvious that I was trying to help out, where really it was not even my job to so. And what do I get for trying to be a good Samaritan? Got on the receiving end of "shit got in the fan" effect (complete with the cc everyone under the sun and moon extras).

Apart from this shitty twat of a wanker, I had accomplished a lot of things - and all with 3 days to spare before the deadline.

Oh, fuck, wank, bugger, shitting arsehead and hole - Part 2: The Revenge

That just about sums up my day today.

Cranky customers calling first thing in the morning - have been away from the office for 2 days (sick & workshop), so fair go, mate!

Cranky colleague pulling up a strop - all was sorted in the end as I had predicted, if only people don't start pushing the panic mode to begin with.

Idiotic collleague who washes his hands clean and likes to move the goal post - whatever happened to all this talk about ACCOUNTABILITY?

Colleague decides to tell that "ideally" the deadline for data submission should be end of close of business - I was 'kindly' informed at 10 minutes to 4pm.

Missed lunch. Took the late bus home.

Like I said - Oh, fuck, wank, bugger, shitting arsehead and hole...


Picture credit: "after years of hating myself i finally got this job" - sam brown, exploding dog